It’s a Trapricot! (Smoothie Sour)

🚀 It’s a Trapricot!
Barrel-Aged Wild Ale with Apricots | 5% ABV

Brace yourself, pilot. You’ve just entered the flavor nebula.

It’s a Trapricot! is a mixed-fermentation wild ale launched from deep within the barrel-verse—where time, oak, and microbial alchemy collide. This golden ale spent 12 lunar cycles aging in oak barrels, developing interstellar layers of tart funk, oaky resonance, and wild yeast complexity.

But the mission didn’t end there. At T-minus two months, we initiated Operation Stonefruit: a precision drop of ripe, radiant apricots to infuse the brew with juicy payloads of galactic goodness. The result? A hyper-bright, slightly salty sour with cosmic apricot character and a finish smoother than a smuggler’s escape route.

Expect a hazy golden glow like the rings of Saturn, an aroma rich with stonefruit static, and a taste that zips across your palate like a rogue asteroid—tart, juicy, and just the right amount of wild. At 5% ABV, it’s sessionable enough for a long voyage, yet complex enough to keep even the most seasoned taste explorers intrigued.

Whether you’re stationed on a distant outpost or kicking back in your home galaxy, this apricot-powered ale is your passport to flavor hyperspace.

🛸 One sip and you’ll understand—It’s a Trapricot!