Description
Introducing “The Peach Pit: Hard Yerba Mate Mojito” (5% ABV)
Time to take a break from detention and dive into a Bayside-worthy buzz with The Peach Pit—a throwback-inspired blend that channels the sweetness of sun-ripened peaches, the cool of a mojito, and the natural energy of yerba mate. At 5% ABV, it’s got just enough kick to keep you preppy without going full Screech.
From the first crack of the can, you’ll feel like you’re hanging at The Max with the gang after school. The scent of muddled peaches and mint hits like summer break in a bottle—bright, breezy, and full of nostalgia. Close your eyes and boom—you’re poolside with AC Slater doing cannonballs and Kelly Kapowski flipping her hair in slow-mo.
Your first sip? It’s like the ultimate Zack Morris timeout: everything freezes, the world melts away, and you’re left in peachy, minty bliss. Sweet stone fruit meets cool mint with a sparkling yerba mate backbone that gives you the energy to ace your day (or at least fake it like Jessie Spano before a geometry quiz).
Crafted with premium yerba mate, The Peach Pit brings you that smooth lift without the caffeine crash. The earthy tea vibes keep it grounded, while the fruity-minty combo delivers a taste that’s fresher than a Zack and Slater prank on Mr. Belding.
Whether you’re beach-bound with your crew or just kicking back and rewatching your favorite episodes, The Peach Pit is your drink of choice. It’s refreshing, energizing, and totally Kelly Kapow-ski.
So pop open The Peach Pit: Hard Yerba Mate Mojito. Sip like it’s Saturday morning in 1992, with zero responsibilities and maximum flavor. Bayside approved. ✌️🍑📺
